Did You Know We Had These Robot USB Flash Drives?
What would you do with a robot army?
It was love at first sight with these robot USB flash drives. We were scrolling through the ADVANCE Custom Promotions site when I spotted him, and I knew it would be a matter of time before he appeared here on "Your Logo Here."
When I got back to my desk after the meeting where I first met Mr. Robot USB Flash Drive, I immediately searched him on our site and the pictures that popped up further inspired me. First off, that one on the left really reminds me of a robot army. And the headless one, showing where the USB drive is on the robot? Well, that's just creepy and I had to share it.
I posed the question of what you would do with a robot army on the ADVANCE Custom Promotions Facebook page, as well as on my personal Facebook page, to get some ideas for this blog post. Unfortunately, there wasn't any response on the company page, but my own page quickly started buzzing with ideas. Some I can share, and others, well ... I can't. But here we go. Some ideas for using a robot army composed of robot USB flash drives are:
1. Clearing people from paths in grocery stores, city streets and malls
2. Holiday shopping
3. Pest control
4. Automated car detailing
5. Networkless software distribution
6. Infiltrating rival sports teams (such as the New York Yankees and a football team that might play in Texas and that I won't name because they're near and dear to my heart)
9. Removing traffic
10. Fighting off the ninjas
11. Not world domination, because of all the paperwork involved
12. Creating general havoc, by moving historical monuments around
13. Bringing on world peace by stealing soldiers' clothes
Personally, I'm all about the laundry idea. I despise washing clothes, and also doing dishes. I'd put that robot army to work. I'd also appreciate if they could tackle the traffic issues by lifting up cars in front of me to make way. At three inches tall, I'd need a whole bunch of robot USB flash drives to tackle that last task.
You can purchase your own robot army comprised of robot USB flash drives and put them to work, as well, getting the word out about your company. They're customizable and, yes, at times headless. Your logo will go right on the robots' bellies, and, as the robot army picture above illustrates, they come in a variety of colors.
Thanks to my friends, I can no longer get the image of a group of these little robot USB drives stomping on bugs (in their pest control role). They would be good at keeping the ninjas down, too. What would you do with a robot army?