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&lt;p&gt;I realize this is just my individual experience, but I fear it is being repeated across the nation. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If anyone out there still values experienced, quality-oriented medical transcription, please let me know -- I have 35 people who will be out of a job soon, even tho we have met or exceeded every criteria they have set up for us, including receiving every performance bonus (for quality and turn-around time compliance) we were eligible for. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hard to believe they can't see the forest for the trees...again. &amp;nbsp;Thanks, Jeanne, for giving me a nudge and a place to vent.&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: May I Mambo Dogface to the Banana Patch?</title><link>http://community.advanceweb.com/blogs/hi_5/archive/2009/06/09/may-i-mambo-dogface-to-the-banana-patch.aspx#38952</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:31:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">06d5312c-37b9-406e-be84-460d8d21f4fc:38952</guid><dc:creator>Jeanne Johnston</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;How sad is it that I should wake up in a panic because I realized the Steve Martin story wasn't from Cruel Shoes at all, but from his actual stage routine? (Saw him on the Let's Get Small tour--before his hair turned--just for a clue how old and decrepit I really am.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Clearly, even my unconscious &amp;quot;down time&amp;quot; is not as relaxing as it should be. :)&lt;/p&gt;
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