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Is this the Ritz?

Published May 26, 2009 10:01 PM by Tim Banish

          You've just got to love the residents of any long term facility. From their easy going pace to their outlook on life, most of them are just making the best of each and every day. Of course, there are always the few people who are more memorable. These are the few residents that you'll always remember long after their time. These are the ones who always had a funny joke, asked those off the wall questions, or had a certain skill that made them stand out.

            Then there are the ones who think they are spending a vacation in the finest hotel. With all the services available anyone might think they are on vacation. Let's see, there's meals brought to your room, someone to make your bed, help dress, bathe and toilet you, a nurse to bring your medicine, activities to attend, and even an exercise class.

            With all of this service, a person might wonder what more can one ask for. There are a few things that I often hear of residents asking for, but some residents have requested a strange item or two at times. Yes, there is always the tissue issue. The tissues often distributed for the residents are usually not very pleasing to the nose. Of course the other bathroom tissue item is often referred to as feeling like sandpaper on your derriere.  But one resident stopped me the other day and asked if I was going past the kitchen. "Yes" I responded. "Good" he says, "Tell the chef I want a pork chop, no gravy, fried potatoes, and some fruit for dinner."

            I don't think I was wearing my suit and bow tie that day!

           

Until next time, hope all your "Thoughts" are Good-

Tim

2 comments

cute, and unfortunately true

Tim Banish, LTC - COTA/L June 4, 2009 10:08 PM
Cincinnati OH

Here is another prospective, or is it the same?  Have a blessed weekend!

NO NURSING HOME FOR US!!!

  No nursing home for us. We are checking into the Holiday Inn!

With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.

  We have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night.   That leaves  $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a spa , swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and

washer-dryer, etc.   Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.

   $5 worth of tips a day will have the entire staff  scrambling to help you. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. There is a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus will also pick you up(if you fake a decent limp)..

   To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.

    For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.   While you're at  the airport, fly somewhere.  Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

   It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.   And you are not stuck in one place forever, you can move from Inn to Inn , or even from city to city. Want to see  Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there too.

T V broken ? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.  

   The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they will call the undertaker or an ambulance.   If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.  

   And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.

    The grandkids can use the pool.

What more can you ask for?

    So, when we reach that golden age,

we'll face it with a grin and check in to the

Holiday Inn!

Lin, DD/TBI - COTA/L, CKTP, State May 29, 2009 4:12 PM
WY

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