Bulk Order Discounts Galore!
Buy a phew phor your phriends.
Come tomorrow, here at ADVANCE headquarters, we'll all be dressed alike. We're having a casual day to celebrate our hometown team, the Phillies, and their trip to the World Series (sorry Yankees fans!). Jeans and Phillies T-shirts will be the name of the game, as the Greater Philadelphia area's caught up bad case of Phillies Phever.
Some of my Facebook friends have even taken to using "ph" to replace "f" in all of their status updates (so do I call them Phacebook phriends now?). Phillies flags adorn cars on the expressway, and sportswriters from New York and Philly are polishing their best trash talk and headlines (Broad Street vs. Broadway) in preparation for the Turnpike Series.
It'll be nice to dress alike on purpose. We have a group meeting on Wednesday mornings, and often, in our group of four, three or all of us end up wearing the same color, completely by accident. Last week it was black, a few weeks ago it was shades of burgundy and then a month or two ago it was green. We obviously don't plan it, but we end up coordinating like a page from the JCPenney catalog nearly every Wednesday, sans the wistful, far-off expressions.
If you'd like to dress like your coworkers on purpose - like we'll do tomorrow - and not accidentally - like we do on other Wednesdays - the ADVANCE Healthcare Shop is offering up bulk order discounts on some products, like this "Healthy Holidays" long-sleeve shirt featuring the caduceus design. It's the old "the more you buy, the more you save" idea, and this is the perfect time of year to stock up on gifts for your friends at work. We have holiday ornaments featuring bulk order discounts, like this ladybug nurse ornament, and you can buy several and save. With the "Healthy Holidays" shirt, on sale now and $3 off the list price, you'll save an additional $3 if you buy three or more. That's $6 off the original price, and a lot of threes in one sentence. We'll even extend the bulk order discounts to Yankees fans, though the delivery might arrive with a case of Phillies Phever straight from the Philadelphia suburbs.