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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://community.advanceweb.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>HIT Insider: Forums</title><link>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/48/ShowForum.aspx</link><description /><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Debug Build: 61120.2)</generator><item><title>Amusing Manager Quotes</title><link>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/thread/26313.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:46:54 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">06d5312c-37b9-406e-be84-460d8d21f4fc:26313</guid><dc:creator>Trish Cassidy</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/thread/26313.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=48&amp;PostID=26313</wfw:commentRss><description>I just read one of those dreaded anonymous chain e-mails. I don't normally pass along this type of thing, but thought these were somewhat amusing. I can't vouch for their authenticity -- they're supposedly real-life quotes from managers at major U.S. corporations. 
&lt;P&gt;"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;And my personal favorite...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"If I wanted your status report tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!"&lt;/P&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>