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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://community.advanceweb.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>HIT Insider: Forums</title><link>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/48/ShowForum.aspx</link><description /><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP2 (Debug Build: 61120.2)</generator><item><title>Friday Diversion</title><link>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/thread/27270.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:52:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">06d5312c-37b9-406e-be84-460d8d21f4fc:27270</guid><dc:creator>Frank Irving</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/thread/27270.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.advanceweb.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=48&amp;PostID=27270</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;It's Friday afternoon, so time for a quick diversion. Stop me if you've heard this one...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Actually, he's allowed to say two words every seven years.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;After the first seven years, the monastery elders bring him in their office and ask for his two words.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"Cold floors," he says.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Seven more years pass.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The elders bring him back in and ask for his two words.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"Bad food," he says.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Seven more years pass.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The elders bring him in for his two words.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"I quit," he says.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"That's fine," the elders respond. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Source: Print advertisement for AIG...laughter can add 8 years to your life.&lt;/P&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>