Here's where things get stretchy. This is a continuation of another post (if you couldn't tell from the part two in the title). While in the first part it seemed pretty easy to make things fit, as the song goes on and the quantities of stuff increase, we had to get a little bit creative. We have oodles of products at ADVANCE Custom Promotions, ...

What's his deal, anyway? I spotted this stress keychain in our new products section a few weeks ago. I'll admit I wasn't in the world's best mood at the time. I found him to be a bit smug. I even e-mailed the marketing group to see if maybe we can get some angry products, instead of these guys with smiles plastered across their faces. Yes, the ...

Go modern with your marketing message. Yes, some of the stuff at the Museum of Modern Art is, well, a little bit strange. For instance, a recent exhibit featured people in the buff, an artist (who formerly stabbed herself for art) sitting completely silent and clothed models in strange positions. We're not going to get into that in this blog ...

 We've got the goods for all of your celebration needs. OK, I'm a bit behind on this one. I usually try to write about upcoming holidays pretty far in advance so I'm not telling you about stuff that you can't have right now. However, we have a bunch of great Cinco de Mayo promotional products (or products that could be used for Cinco de ...

Now why the heck are they blinking? Ah, Christmases past. Each year my dad would hike up to the attic and pull down box after box of that tacky shiny tinsel and coiled beyond belief light strands. We were definitely the flashiest house on the block. My mom was a fan of multicolored blinking lights. Yes, we were that family. After presents were ...

Be prepared for the holiday season! Sure, I could just tell you we have great stuff that you could use to entice your staff members to stay off the naughty list next year. I could let you know all about the promotional food gifts we offer. I could even suggest that you use these treats as add-ons to your staff gifts for the year, or ...

What would you do with a robot army? It was love at first sight with these robot USB flash drives. We were scrolling through the ADVANCE Custom Promotions site when I spotted him, and I knew it would be a matter of time before he appeared here on ''Your Logo Here.'' When I got back to my desk after the meeting where I first met Mr. Robot USB ...